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    "buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details

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    anon succeeded and girlfriend was mad that she didn't think of getting the bee plates

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      No, they're children's dinner plates. That's about as far from fancy as you can get. Made from sturdy plastic instead of ceramic or what have you so they don't break when an unruly child throws it on the floor to spite their broccoli.

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      found the girlfriend

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        Could've been interpreted as he wants kids but anyway.

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        • E [email protected]

          Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!

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          Clearly. If we were he'd be advised to hit facebook, delete the lawyer, and hire a gym too

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          • T [email protected]

            No, they're children's dinner plates. That's about as far from fancy as you can get. Made from sturdy plastic instead of ceramic or what have you so they don't break when an unruly child throws it on the floor to spite their broccoli.

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            Plain children’s dinner plate:

            Context is always important. Again, she meant “formal”,

            Should he have known better? Sure. But she should have known him better too

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            • L [email protected]

              Are you kidding me?! There isn't a single person I know who wouldn't at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I'd use those plates even for formal events, the only people who'd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!

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              Meh. Plastic plates suck for other reasons... More and more plastic waste sucks

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                They're so cute.

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                  Fake: anon has gf

                  Gay: anon buys colourful kitchenware and posts about it online in order to start a discussion

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                    Plain children’s dinner plate:

                    Context is always important. Again, she meant “formal”,

                    Should he have known better? Sure. But she should have known him better too

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                    In no context are the bee plates any kind of fancy.

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                      Fake: anon has gf

                      Gay: anon buys colourful kitchenware and posts about it online in order to start a discussion

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                      They're adorable, though. That part is true.

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                      • T [email protected]

                        No, they're children's dinner plates. That's about as far from fancy as you can get. Made from sturdy plastic instead of ceramic or what have you so they don't break when an unruly child throws it on the floor to spite their broccoli.

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                        https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fancy

                        fancy
                        adjective
                        2 a(1): not plain
                        
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                            Did your girlfriend come to her senses, and realize how great those plates are?

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                              I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in

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                              Dinosaur... nuts? Never heard of 'em

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                                I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in

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                                Dino Nuggies are for kids, adults eat tendies.

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                                • L [email protected]

                                  I mean, depending on context, these qualify.

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                                  Hmm, is the correct context a bee furry convention?

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                                    Meh. Plastic plates suck for other reasons... More and more plastic waste sucks

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                                    Eh, plastic plates:

                                    • don't shatter when you drop them
                                    • don't chip
                                    • don't screech when cutting things with a knife

                                    Plastic isn't the enemy, single use plastics are.

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                                      Didn't communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond "get fancy dinner plates"? How do you fuck that up? If you're unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.

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                                      Seriously and if you fuck up buying dinner plates then it isnt the first thing they fucked up and was prolly the gf's "this is the last straw" request and she really figured this was so stupid simple that she thought theres no way they could fuck it up.

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                                        In no context are the bee plates any kind of fancy.

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                                        Disagree. Bee plates are fancier than plain kid plates.

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                                          Honey, please.

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                                          Buzz off.

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