Why are they all so orange?
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The Oompa Loompas grew up!
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In the late middle ages, nobility would wear make up, false moles, or adopt the verbal inflections of the monarch as a part of courtier parlance.
If there was a way to encourage Washington culture to get everyone to wear orange makeup, we totally should.
Not that our federal government isn't already a parody of itself in countless other ways.
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High blood pressure as a result of being constantly angry and hateful. In the UK we call them gammons.
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Gammons. All that hate and fury gets the blood pressure up.
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Even their hate is manufactured.
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Bone her? I hardly know her!
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Maybe it's the anabolic steroids RFK claims he takes. Steroids can cause flushing in the face.
Oh sorry, I meant TRT and totally not steroids /s
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Just an outward representation of how surface shallow they are.
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Even when you control for the orange you can still see the orangeness compared to the other very white people in the room.
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I bet there's a staffer tasked with touching up the portraits with bronzer.
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Bottom left guy has a hairpiece, I'm sure.
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While we're on the subject of oompa loopmas... What's up with Cindy Loo Who and the guy behind her? Holy canoli.
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Aliens, the 1996 movie "The Arrival" is prophecy coming true!
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That doesn't even look like Reagan. Looks more like Regis Philbin.
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Every time I see a pic of Marjorie The Gathering, I'm reminded of the best description of her I've ever read: that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing a victim's face.
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The world's supply of spray tan is represented in that room.
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White assholes are Orange actually!
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Man! I've been rich and successful my entire life! Specially in summer! It don't feel like it though. Speaking of which, I've watched a ton of porn and I can tell that nipples tend to be the total opposite.
