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    Deeper daddy!

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      Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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        If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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        • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
          • Bend over
          • Relax
          • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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          "BULLSEYE!"

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            Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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              Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

              ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                "BULLSEYE!"

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                "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

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                  Yes. 👉👌

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                    No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                      Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                      ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                      Once your finger is inside

                      fist

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                        google mtf

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                          When the doctor says "how did it feel" just say "a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick"

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                            Estradiol

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                              In, out, in, out, select, start

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                                No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                                I got a D

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                                  what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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                                  Only if you ejaculate between.

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                                    Here: https://goatse.cx/

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