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They even got their own island🤦

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    Ah, yes... Pedos... Known for waiting until OP turns 13 so they can ethically swoop in and steal their girl.

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      I thought wars were for oil?

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      Wars seem to predate oil by ... a few thousand years.

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        Yeah in my high school, a girl I knew got into serious trouble for trying to bring her 25 year old boyfriend to junior prom, when she was 16. 😩 For some reason, the district allowed it. 😭😭

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        Cause the men in charge could relate

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        • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

          Ah, yes... Pedos... Known for waiting until OP turns 13 so they can ethically swoop in and steal their girl.

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          Cus 12 is waay too young… but not 13 /s

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            Yeah but they've got the market cornered on Catholic priests, that's gotta count for something.

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            We can't count it because they don't report it.

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              When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn't her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.

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              I saw that kind of thing too. I figured those girls were probably dating the popular guys our age. A while later I found out that not even those guys were dating them. It was the 20 to 30 somethings.

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                competing with grown men

                competing with grown conservatives. the list is almost to 1500 examples.

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                  competing with grown men

                  competing with grown conservatives. the list is almost to 1500 examples.

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                  Question: Oh, you think conservatives are pedophiles? Give me 1,500 examples.

                  Answer: (your comment)

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                    being a girl is scary cuz the moment you turn 13, creepy men are ogling at you

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                      One thing I HATE about military bases. All the E1 soldiers wandering the local high schools looking for girls. Was really sickening

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                      Bro it was such a shit show when I was growing up.

                      Just military bros spending their entire military paycheck on a mustang and picking up high school girls.

                      Still remember my friend crying/begging for help because military bro didn't get sex and wanted to beat her up. And this dirtbag was going to get shipped with a rifle to some brown country.

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                        When I was 14 I got turned down by a friend who proceeded to date a 27 year old man.

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                        My wife's sister dated a guy in his 30s when she was 19.

                        So much trauma for a decade.

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                          being a girl is scary cuz the moment you turn 13, creepy men are ogling at you

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                          Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

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                            The thing about 13yo guys ia that you are on the beggining of your puberty process and most boys are ugly and awkward

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                            So, what, 13 year old girls (children) should be pursuing adult men? The fuck are you getting at here?

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                              Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

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                                Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

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                                ā€œGuysā€ and ā€œfemales.ā€

                                Zits and curfew aren’t why girls weren't into you then and it’s not why women aren’t interested in you now, incel boy.

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                                  Love doesn't exist. Only greed and lust.

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                                  Well, with that attitude…

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                                    Question: Oh, you think conservatives are pedophiles? Give me 1,500 examples.

                                    Answer: (your comment)

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                                      I met a guy when I was that age, adult but not old. Friends, hung out with other people. The minute I turned 16 he asked me out. I declined and it was no big deal but who does that?

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                                        In school, when I was 13, one of my friends was "dating" a 19 year old. I vividly remember how cool we all thought this was. Reflecting on it makes me feel sick.

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                                          Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

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                                          https://youtu.be/Pz_XjQzs4v0

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