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Always wanted to start a cult

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    Will be uncle

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    I'm sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.

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      Dibs on grandma

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        dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

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          Last sentence is a red flag

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          • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

            dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

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            Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.

            And post links to my deviantart page on facebook events for winter solstice.

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            • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

              I'm sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.

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              Bad offer you have no honor

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              • B [email protected]

                Dibs on grandma

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                I already dibbed on grandma all night long

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                • K [email protected]

                  Bad offer you have no honor

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                  How dare you accuse me of lack of honor

                  Only one way to settle this....

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                  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                    dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

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                    But WE are worshipping Satan.

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                    • brobot9000@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                      Last sentence is a red flag

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                      Can we negotiate? How does 70% sound?

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                      • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                        How dare you accuse me of lack of honor

                        Only one way to settle this....

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                        Family fued?

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                          Family fued?

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                          THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY PUNCHLINE.

                          NOW WHO HAS NO HONOR

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                            Niko, cousin! Let's go bowling!

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                            • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                              I'm sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.

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                              What about great-uncle?

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                              • O [email protected]

                                Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.

                                And post links to my deviantart page on facebook events for winter solstice.

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                                It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though

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                                  Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?

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                                  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                    It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though

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                                    Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.

                                    So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.

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                                      Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.

                                      So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.

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                                      this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.

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                                        But cult so kissing cousins? Right?

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                                          But cult so kissing cousins? Right?

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                                          That was the case pre cult too

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