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Always wanted to start a cult

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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    But cult so kissing cousins? Right?

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      But cult so kissing cousins? Right?

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      That was the case pre cult too

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      • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

        Can we negotiate? How does 70% sound?

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        The Old Ones will brook no compromise with these infantile new-age deities.

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          Can I be the cousin that is never present, unless there's an emergency?

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          • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

            this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.

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            Hey niece, I like your new look. Glad to see you rocking the big, hairy middle age guy look. Really digging then balding. What made you decide this new look?

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              I mean, if you believe in the Bible, everyone on the planet is related. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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                I call dibs on being "Cousin Johnny"
                I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.

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                  Can I be house cat. meow mreow meow mrrrp

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    I mean, if you believe in the Bible, everyone on the planet is related. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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                    Believe it biach, were all cousins, on our mamas side

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