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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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  • merari42@lemmy.worldM [email protected]
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    Unironically true actually, ffmpeg is everywhere in the video space

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      That it is!

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      Uh, I haven't seen this video for 20 years, almost forgot it.

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        No, they don't. And I didn't know where you guys came up with this. You honestly think any real development to shit like k8s, Kafka, and most of Apache foundation software is just being tinkered with people working for free?

        Sure there are areas where there is more "free" support. But the shit that runs servers and the web, highly highly corporate supported. Nothing about it is free.

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        & then they steal & engage in rugpull & never contribute.

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        • merari42@lemmy.worldM [email protected]
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          Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).

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          • T [email protected]

            Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.

            Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/

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            Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water?

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              Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

              Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

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              Drowning in spunk.

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              • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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                in some states and I guess the UK it is.
                and the censoring is usually for social media platform filters, usually by AI which gets it wrong half most the time.

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                  Epples and benenes?

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                    See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

                    irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.comI This user is from outside of this forum
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                    what'd krill do to you?

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                    • H [email protected]

                      Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

                      Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

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                      #98

                      Wrist pain.

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                      • ikidd@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                        Drowning in spunk.

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                        Spackled the ceiling.

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                        • irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.comI [email protected]

                          Wrist pain.

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                          meh, I have another one.

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                          • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                            I think he was answering the question "how good does a video player need to be?", because many of those points don't apply to pornhub, which also goes more into the site behind it than the player proper

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                            tbh pornhub is p2p (porn to person)

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                            • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                              Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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                              Really wish we would all shun this voluntary self-censoring of very mild words. Fuck the platforms and their algorithms and fuck the people who censor basic language.

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                                in some states and I guess the UK it is.
                                and the censoring is usually for social media platform filters, usually by AI which gets it wrong half most the time.

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                                These are arguments to refuse censorship much harder, not to comply.

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                                  meh, I have another one.

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                                  Dual wrist pain

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                                  • R [email protected]

                                    See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

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                                    Seggs, unalive, grape

                                    I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

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                                    • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.worksI [email protected]

                                      Uh, I haven't seen this video for 20 years, almost forgot it.

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                                      Haha yeah it's super old.
                                      That was the first video I'd seen with that avenue q song. So I always think of it when I hear it. Lol

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                                      • T [email protected]

                                        Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.

                                        Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/

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                                        Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate

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                                          Seggs, unalive, grape

                                          I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

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                                          I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?

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