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      I knew someone with this surname and she hated answering the phone.

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        I knew someone with this surname and she hated answering the phone.

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        I too am gay, horny, and hate answering the phone.

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          DMV: Mama, I'm having a hard time believing that is your real or current name. You're gonna need to change the entered name on...

          Gay Horney: But it is. Here... This is my birth certificate. (Hands DMV employee paper)

          DMV employee's reaction
          ::: spoiler spoiler

          :::

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            Listed in the yearbook as Horney, Gay. Poor girl.

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            • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              DMV: Mama, I'm having a hard time believing that is your real or current name. You're gonna need to change the entered name on...

              Gay Horney: But it is. Here... This is my birth certificate. (Hands DMV employee paper)

              DMV employee's reaction
              ::: spoiler spoiler

              :::

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              "So you were born Horney. Interesting."

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                I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth

                He went by Dick

                True story

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                  I too am gay, horny, and hate answering the phone.

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                  That’s perfect because according to this pop up ad there are sexy singles in your area! You just need to click a link and send me your credit card number.

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                    "So you were born Horney. Interesting."

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                    • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                      I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth

                      He went by Dick

                      True story

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                      "Are you sure you don't want to go by 'Rich' or 'Richie' instead?"

                      "Yeah, I'm sure."

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                        Pretty sure the fine lady is married.

                        Love is blind and sometimes you don't think things through.

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                          For real estate advice you can thrust

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                            Oh she's serving all right.

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                              I'm not so sure she is a real estate agent

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                                In high school my friend's lawyer dad once had a client named Harry Organ. Sounds like a match made in heaven!

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                                  Her motto should be "swipe right"

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                                    • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                                      I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth

                                      He went by Dick

                                      True story

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                                      Same for this guy.

                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_N._Swett

                                      His bumper stickers were a hot commodity at political events.

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                                        That’s perfect because according to this pop up ad there are sexy singles in your area! You just need to click a link and send me your credit card number.

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                                        I run a credit card testing website that checks if a credit card number is valid. So please send your CC number, name, expiry and CVC, and I'll let you know if it's valid!

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                                        • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                                          I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth

                                          He went by Dick

                                          True story

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                                          Had a teacher in Middle school named Richard Sharp.

                                          Also went by Dick.

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