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  • J [email protected]

    Wait, how many days did this go on?

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    Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.

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      It would taste better to suck on a lemon directly. 🤮

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        My kids would immediately drink that

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        As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain't half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though

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        • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

          For those who don't know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.

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          Now explain what that means please

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            Now explain what that means please

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            Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)

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            • B [email protected]

              As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain't half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though

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              Oh, thanks, I just read that it's a laxative. I was more afraid that it is some kind of bathroom cleaner.
              You can paint walls and floors with it though - a useful household item!

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              • P [email protected]

                Now explain what that means please

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                Product to make you have a bowel movement.

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                • W [email protected]

                  Product to make you have a bowel movement.

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                  Please explain

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                  • P [email protected]

                    Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)

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                    Its not that bad of one. Before major surgery I had to have a completely empty digestive system and so I had to drink a bottle of the stuff and take a laxative pill. Was it a fun night? Absolutely not. But it was much more of a don't stray too far from the toilet scenario than a don't get up off it one

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                    • killeronthecorner@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                      Please explain

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                      it makes you poop

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                      • killeronthecorner@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                        Please explain

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                        dinkdink make poopoo

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                        • killeronthecorner@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                          Please explain

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                          Take a nip, take a shit

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                            Please explain

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                            Wet in mouth make poo poo from bum

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                            • P [email protected]

                              Now explain what that means please

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                              Makes the poo poo go drip drip

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                              • killeronthecorner@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                Please explain

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                                It's like the Maga mouvement.

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                                  That thing makes me sick even if I drink just a little.

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                                  • J [email protected]

                                    Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.

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                                    Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!

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                                    • E [email protected]

                                      Take a nip, take a shit

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                                      Drink the bottle, your ass goes full throttle

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                                      • justas@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                                        That thing makes me sick even if I drink just a little.

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                                        You need to eat something first.

                                        Magnesium Citrate is the best form of magnesium because in that form it is most easily absorbed by the body. It helps with mood and sleep disorders, and is necessary for heart function and bone density.

                                        Try it in sold pill form if you still can't stomach it even after a meal.

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                                        • D [email protected]

                                          Makes the poo poo go drip drip

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                                          Drip drip? I seem to recall an image more akin to a horrific volcano or extremely unenticing chocolate fountain.

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