Donald Trump won't deport Prince Harry as 'he has enough problems with his terrible wife'
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Yeah, it's either going to be way before or way after. There's virtually no chance it's actually on Jan 20th.
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If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.
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I was gonna try and find some way to secret a tesla coil in the Oval Office and aim it for the resolute desk.
Meteors sound reasonable. Good idea. There’s plenty of NASA peeps who are suddenly available too!
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Let's be honest- they're a cult.
No matter when that fat orange traitor dies, they're going to claim it was murder. Because why shouldn't an obese 80-year-old cheeseburger-guzzling sleep-deprived amphetamine-addicted deadbeat live to be 200?
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What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?
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They'd absolutely blame Nancy Pelosi for that!
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The countdown is kinda depressing (only because we have so long to go), but each second passed gives me hope. Carry on good Samaritan
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Someone remind me about the racial makeup of Meghan Markle. Because something tells me that her father's race could possibly be relevant in Trump's assessment.
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I'll take any small victory I can at this point, shits bleak AF
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Yes, but it's something he and Harry's late racist grandmother would agree on. So there's that.
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He will leave, but he'll create a Trump dynasty. He'll be asking Kim for advice and I don't mean kardashian
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"Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins."
"THANKS, OBAMA!"
