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  • T [email protected]

    That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

    It helped me get a real live wife.

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    Is your wife not your waifu? Does your wife know you arnt actually married?

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      I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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      So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.

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        A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.

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        ohhhhh jessica rabbit

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        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

          Am apagender, so sure.

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          Dongs, 2025 (pp.69-269)

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            I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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            I'm a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife

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            • B [email protected]

              Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

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              If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?

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                Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here

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                  No I would not

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                    Either way I'm getting fucked hard

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                      OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game.
                      The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

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                        I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

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                        • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                          If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?

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                          Maybe, but not willing to test it.

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                          • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

                            No, that you're a 38 year old man

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                            As a 40 year old man, this was very funny

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                              Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

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                                Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

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                                  Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

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                                  ....presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress

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                                    Degens will say this is a win win scenario

                                    This is a win win scenario

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                                    • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

                                      I'm so sorry that happened to you

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                                      Top tier trolling right there

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                                      • T [email protected]

                                        the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

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                                        A connoisseur, I see

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                                          ....presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress

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                                          Embrace the Void.

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