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    First thought: "Who would buy this?"

    Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.

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    • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

      i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

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      Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

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        Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

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        do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard 😞

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          do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard 😞

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          If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.

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            If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.

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            grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

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            • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

              Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.

              Love, JD

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              Always say "thank you" to juicy couchussy.

              JD.

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                grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

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                I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

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                • a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

                  in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw

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                  Gooner pro tip, nice

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                    I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

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                    What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.

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                      What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.

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                      My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.

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                        First thought: "Who would buy this?"

                        Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.

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                        … the Vice President of the USA

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                          My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.

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                          So it's not actually about her piss, it's about her, and you'd totally drink from the catheter of, like, an alternate reality version of her who was born a vegetable and has never been conscious, but would have piss that was pretty similar?

                          I can respect that.

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                            Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

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                            look man, just let people who are into piss have an out already. damn. it's hard all over.

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                              It's piss. Squirting is pissing. That's been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.

                              Edit: this study is about as good as we're going to get on this topic, shows there is definitely a lot of urine.

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                              if she's hydrated I don't see the issue... plus I'm thirsty for piss.

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                                Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee

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                                EXTRA good piss!!

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                                  So it's not actually about her piss, it's about her, and you'd totally drink from the catheter of, like, an alternate reality version of her who was born a vegetable and has never been conscious, but would have piss that was pretty similar?

                                  I can respect that.

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                                  I don't want to drink piss and I feel like that's ok. Also she's garbage and doesn't understand consent.

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                                    look man, just let people who are into piss have an out already. damn. it's hard all over.

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                                    Do they need an out? If they're both into it why not just accept that it's piss?

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                                      I don't want to drink piss and I feel like that's ok. Also she's garbage and doesn't understand consent.

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                                      Wait, no piss? Not even trace amounts? In anything?

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                                        I always wanted a sofa full of genetic material to let me clone someone.

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                                          Wait, no piss? Not even trace amounts? In anything?

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                                          Are you queing me up to be in a commercial ARE YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME THE NAME BRAND COFFEE I THOGHT I WAS DRINKING WAS PISS ALL ALONG

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