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  • 1984@lemmy.today1 [email protected]

    I guess its also our culture where sex is seen as the most important thing in life. So everyone is convinced their entire value consists of how much mating they are doing. Maybe that would be true if we were breeding animals but we are not.

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    It might not hold true for everyone, but it is telling of a wide cultural trend when "virgin" is used as an insult, even though insults also exist for having lots of sex. And of course it is easy for the type of person who would legitimately use "virgin" as an insult to dismiss these complaints about society as "from those lesser virgins, they're just bitter!!"

    I do not really have a problem with all the sex in society, but considering other people do, it might be worth looking into. And I know I'm able to have my perspective because nobody in my life has ever pushed "sex is the most important thing, the one thing that makes us human, virginity is bad but so are all these consensual ways to have sex" in my face. If I had that happening I'd probably be angry too.

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      When it's bad, it's life changing in a traumatic way.

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        Is getting a face full of pussy that stinks like a litter box better than no pussy at all? 🤔

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        Good example! My point exactly!

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        • gerryflap@feddit.nlG [email protected]

          As an asexual person this anology is very confusing

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          Also asexual.

          Just consider most people really like sex, and some experience it as a very intense physical want to the point it makes sense that a bad version of it is better than none at all. Sort of similar to food. Better to have bad-tasting food and at least sate your hunger than to have nothing and starve.

          Although, of course, it breaks down. The comments talk about actively harmful sex people wouldn't want as well as harmful documentation; bad sex and documentation is not actually always better than no sex or no documentation. In the analogy, this would be sex that gives you an STD, or documentation that sends you running in circles and misleads you.

          I've found a lot of understanding sex comes with just understanding a lot of people really really want it and experience it as a nigh-on need. Maybe liken it to some intense desires you have, things you need to be happy that you nonetheless don't need to survive. (Of course, this is a generalization, I understand not all people with sexual desires have them this intensely. Some don't need it to be happy but would sure like it a lot. And some might even get it more mildly. But for the purpose of understanding more mainstream jokes, analogies, etc. about sex…)

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            What about when the sex is ... wrong?

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              Bro has never been at /moma

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                When it’s really bad, it can be far worse than nothing.

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                • L [email protected]

                  This meme was made by someone who has never had truly bad sex/documentation.

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                  Yup, op has never had the joy of the docs lying to them.

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                    Respectfully disagree. Sometimes the documentation is so bad that you have more questions than answers and even then, what they provide still doesn't really explain how to do something with enough details. It's all literally shot in the dark and you're just left with leap of faith. * cough * Sonicwall * cough *

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                    Last week I spent a day trying to figure out why the thing in the damn documentation doesn't work.

                    Turns out, for that project "latest" doesn't point to their latest release, but to what they currently have on their dev branch. And apparently they changed the whole module around since the last release.

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                    • gerryflap@feddit.nlG [email protected]

                      As an asexual person this anology is very confusing

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                      As an asexual person, you get just as much sex as most developers get documentation.

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