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  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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    Then you haven’t seen bad documentation (or had that sex you regret).

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    • console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

      Absolutely not. I'd rather have no documentation and start from scratch than be gaslit by an entire team of people telling me that the very obviously wrong documentation is correct and has been correct for 30 years

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      I think there's a difference between bad and wrong. Wrong documentation is incorrect. Bad documentation isn't really incorrect, it's just poorly executedb and mostly unhelpful.

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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

        I think there's a difference between bad and wrong. Wrong documentation is incorrect. Bad documentation isn't really incorrect, it's just poorly executedb and mostly unhelpful.

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        I mean, incorrect documentation is clearly bad, so...

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          I mean, incorrect documentation is clearly bad, so...

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          Seemed more like the problem was the gaslighting than the documentation.

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          • console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

            Absolutely not. I'd rather have no documentation and start from scratch than be gaslit by an entire team of people telling me that the very obviously wrong documentation is correct and has been correct for 30 years

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            That documentation sounds like marriage.

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              kinda uncomfortable this ignores concept of consent?

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              Nothing worse than non-consensual documentation.

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                What about rape? Is that just chatgpt reworded documentation?

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                When something like python tries to force readability into your code without your consent?

                That's why I always use a nonsensical class structure with stupid names; it's my chastity belt.

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                • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                  Bad documentation could land you in prison.

                  Bad sex is just horrible all around.

                  not sure what this post is on about

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                  • 1984@lemmy.today1 [email protected]

                    Bad sex is not better than no sex.... Wtf... 🙂

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                    the person who wrote this hasn't had bad sex yet

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                      Bad documentation could land you in prison.

                      Bad sex is just horrible all around.

                      not sure what this post is on about

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                      I would say bad sex can land you in a prison too.

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                      • U [email protected]

                        "Documentation is like sex: You're not getting any"

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                        Damn haha, this made me laugh out loud

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                          Then you haven’t seen bad documentation (or had that sex you regret).

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                          In general it’s supposed to be something good so it shouldn’t be harmful, but ofc exceptions exist, especially with sex, sadly…

                          Bad often equals "not super good" in this context

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                            the person who wrote this hasn't had bad sex yet

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                            I guess its also our culture where sex is seen as the most important thing in life. So everyone is convinced their entire value consists of how much mating they are doing. Maybe that would be true if we were breeding animals but we are not.

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                              I would say bad sex can land you in a prison too.

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                              good point

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                              • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                                Incidentally, both bad sex and code documentation both involve std vectors.

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                                • P [email protected]

                                  Maybe it can be translated into something else, like, "Documentation is like toilet paper, when it's good it's good, when it's bad it's better than nothing"? Or, "Documentation is like clothes, even if they are bad it's better than nothing", or "Documentation is like having something you need, it's better to have the thing you need even if is not good, than to not have the thing you need at all"?

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                                  I like the analogy with toilet paper.
                                  Because when its bad, the very thing that was supposed to help you, got you covered in shit with no back out plan, making it that much worse.

                                  Very fitting

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                                  • console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                    Absolutely not. I'd rather have no documentation and start from scratch than be gaslit by an entire team of people telling me that the very obviously wrong documentation is correct and has been correct for 30 years

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                                    I can name a few examples of this

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                                    • 1984@lemmy.today1 [email protected]

                                      I guess its also our culture where sex is seen as the most important thing in life. So everyone is convinced their entire value consists of how much mating they are doing. Maybe that would be true if we were breeding animals but we are not.

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                                      It's different from person to person. The most consistent thing I've found is people trying to fit each other into a cultural box

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                                        kinda uncomfortable this ignores concept of consent?

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                                        It's not about consent. No one is suggesting rape

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                                        • J [email protected]

                                          What about rape? Is that just chatgpt reworded documentation?

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                                          Oh dang, how long until some company just feeds their entire codebase into an llm and calls it documentation?

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