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      Someone's never read instructions autotranslated from Chinese and not checked for accuracy.

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        kinda uncomfortable this ignores concept of consent?

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          When it's bad you think "Fuck this, I can do it better by myself."

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            kinda uncomfortable this ignores concept of consent?

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            Only if you assume it does.

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              Documentation: use x function
              Reality: x function depreciated

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                kinda uncomfortable this ignores concept of consent?

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                Sex is with consent. If there's no consent it's a rape

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                  Sex is with consent. If there's no consent it's a rape

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                  i agree!

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                    kinda uncomfortable this ignores concept of consent?

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                    That falls under WRONG. Lack of consent is WRONG but there’s also nothing worse than documentation that is WRONG.

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                      Absolutely not. I'd rather have no documentation and start from scratch than be gaslit by an entire team of people telling me that the very obviously wrong documentation is correct and has been correct for 30 years

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                        Someone's never read instructions autotranslated from Chinese and not checked for accuracy.

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                        Literally me yesterday trying to decipher Baidu’s PaddleOCR docs. Have half a mind to aim Claude Code at the URL and just be like ‘plz help’

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                          Bad sex is not better than no sex.... Wtf... 🙂

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                            Don't be virgins, document things

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                              There's this cool program called qalc. I stumble on to cool features in it that's not even listed in the documentation.

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                                Completely incorrect - bad documentation can be actively harmful, wasting your time with its inaccuracies.

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                                  What about rape? Is that just chatgpt reworded documentation?

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                                    As an asexual person this anology is very confusing

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                                      As an asexual person this anology is very confusing

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                                      As a sexual person, I agree

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                                        As an asexual person this anology is very confusing

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                                        Maybe it can be translated into something else, like, "Documentation is like toilet paper, when it's good it's good, when it's bad it's better than nothing"? Or, "Documentation is like clothes, even if they are bad it's better than nothing", or "Documentation is like having something you need, it's better to have the thing you need even if is not good, than to not have the thing you need at all"?

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                                          "Documentation is like sex: You're not getting any"

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