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I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!

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  • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

    You are kidding, right?

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    Here you go!

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      Pretty sure this is the real one:

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      • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

        Here you go!

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        8 year olds, dude!

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          Well that's like your opinion, man

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            Not just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.

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              I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me

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              We've got a word for that: faith.

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                Here you go!

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                OVER THE LINE

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                  Not just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.

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                  Don't judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.

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                    It's nice to know that a thousand years from now we have right to repair.

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                        You missed Korean Jesus

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                          You missed Korean Jesus

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                          Each time you sin, He does one push up.

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                            Where art thou money, Sanhedrin?

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                              You missed Korean Jesus

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                              Geez. Look at the cum gutters on him.

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                                Ah yes, Skibidi Toilet: Origins

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                                  We've got a word for that: faith.

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                                  Of the heart.

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                                    Each time you sin, He does one push up.

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                                    Workout regimen checks out.

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                                      IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO -HE IS-, WHAT MATTERS IS -WHAT HE SAID-!

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                                        Don't judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.

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                                        I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.

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                                          Reach out, touch faith...

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