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I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!

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  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

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    Not just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.

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      I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me

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      We've got a word for that: faith.

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      • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

        Here you go!

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        OVER THE LINE

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          Not just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.

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          Don't judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.

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          • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

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            It's nice to know that a thousand years from now we have right to repair.

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                You missed Korean Jesus

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                  You missed Korean Jesus

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                  Each time you sin, He does one push up.

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                    Where art thou money, Sanhedrin?

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                      You missed Korean Jesus

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                      Geez. Look at the cum gutters on him.

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                      • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

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                        Ah yes, Skibidi Toilet: Origins

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                          We've got a word for that: faith.

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                          Of the heart.

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                            Each time you sin, He does one push up.

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                            Workout regimen checks out.

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                            • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                              IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO -HE IS-, WHAT MATTERS IS -WHAT HE SAID-!

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                                Don't judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.

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                                I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.

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                                  Reach out, touch faith...

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                                    I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.

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                                    Sounds nice

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                                      Reach out, touch faith...

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                                      • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

                                        8 year olds, dude!

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                                        You said it, man.

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                                          You missed Korean Jesus

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                                          Gigachad

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