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I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!

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    You missed Korean Jesus

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    Each time you sin, He does one push up.

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      Where art thou money, Sanhedrin?

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      • C [email protected]

        You missed Korean Jesus

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        Geez. Look at the cum gutters on him.

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          Ah yes, Skibidi Toilet: Origins

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            We've got a word for that: faith.

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            Of the heart.

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              Each time you sin, He does one push up.

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              Workout regimen checks out.

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                IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO -HE IS-, WHAT MATTERS IS -WHAT HE SAID-!

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                  Don't judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.

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                  I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.

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                    Reach out, touch faith...

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                      I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.

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                      Sounds nice

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                        Reach out, touch faith...

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                        • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

                          8 year olds, dude!

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                          You said it, man.

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                            You missed Korean Jesus

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                            Gigachad

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