Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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Done. You no longer remember the last ten years of your life:
Where am I?!
Who are you?!
Why am I so full of diarrhea?! -
Done. You no longer remember the last ten years of your life:
Totally genie like behavior. I love it.
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Where am I?!
Who are you?!
Why am I so full of diarrhea?!To be fair, I've had IBS that was exactly that disorienting. No need for magic on that one.
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It is the Golden Age of humanity. Robots serve, CRISPR cures, and war is unnecessary. Earth becomes a paradise--pure perfection. And so we turn our eyes to the stars. The human race spreads throughout the galaxy. We encounter alien species and subsequently, in our magnanimity, conquer them. We are unity. Every life-form will submit to the peace of our administration: or they will perish.
Had me in the first half. Nice hack. Why rewrite reality when you can just send one person to the mirror universe?
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I'd like to be the sole owner of all global patents required for an effective, sustainable, eco-friendly solution to removing and recycling microplastics from earth's environment.
It's official: you are now the sole owner of all eco-friendly and sustainable microplastic patents. There are only a few that are effective, and they are all set to expire in an hour:
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The ability to restart parts of my life from a save file, starting from like 16.
Read Peter F Hamilton's Void saga.
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To see all Oaken Tower players have their computer mice overheat when playing that game. To the point where an hour of playing it would make their mice unusable.
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Read Peter F Hamilton's Void saga.
Literally would not have the time for that on an average day. Will see if I can get Vuzix glasses 2 so I can covertly read it at work.
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The Combine off Earth. I want the Combine off Earth!
Half-Life 3 Confirmed:
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Popcorn Shrimp rain, please.
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Well I have never had a girlfriend before. And I would really like to have one. So, how about that?
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The ability to restart parts of my life from a save file, starting from like 16.
The first time you activate your power, you are unknowingly stuck in a time loop. Each time you reactivate the power, the loop gets shorter from the point in time you restarted. Basically the movie Groundhog Day but the time loop partially depends on you:
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You are now the proud owner of a fully-functional/powered industrial replicator (as seen in Star Trek). The replicator requires a massive energy input which is supplied by its own matter-antimatter reactors. There are numerous built-in safety and ethical protocols, including an inability to replicate functional weapons. The government has detected that you have this technology, and would like to ask you a few questions:
As long as the replicator works, I'd call that a win and sort out the rest in a classic Star Trek hairbrained way.
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I would like sanity to be part of our country again. Too big an ask?
Sanity is a part of the country again but does not prevail against opposing forces:
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In a flash, everyone's prime directive is empathy. Our modern systems of government based on greed and sex drive crumble away. In its place rises the Feelings Bureaucracy; a dictatorial government in which social offenses, inflicted on the unified society of empathic feelers, is punished severely. The fastest way to deal with bad actors to ensure they do not make others feel bad is to execute them. In response, the world develops a culture of putting another's needs before one's own, or else:
Sounds like what chuds think the world is already like
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A bagel.
No. Wait.
Two bagels.
The next time that you eat at a restaurant and are entirely full, two fresh artisanal bagels are delivered to your table: they're complementary.
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Can you get me the Chalupa Supreme combo with 1 steak and 1 chicken?
Granted, but it was previously discarded. Still edible though:
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Oh I am absolutely loving this community. Happy cake day btw
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The next time that you eat at a restaurant and are entirely full, two fresh artisanal bagels are delivered to your table: they're complementary.
Do you want one? I couldn't possibly eat two...
