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Everybody gets one [choose wisely]

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      I would love a fully functional self powered Star Trek industrial replicator (pre-programmed)... oh, and while you're at it, if you could tweak my brain to do the dopamine thing in a healthy way, I'd appreciate it, but fully understand if that's too much of an ask.

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        To go back in time to be myself 15 years ago with all the knowledge and experience I have now.

        Otherwise I'd like to be the only one capable of telepathy and reading minds at my will.

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        You open your eyes. Memories of past and future rush through your head at the same time: it's too much for one person to handle!

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          That's just slices of bread. It's not a sandwich unless there's something between the slices of bread!

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          Got me on a technicality. Okay @[email protected] your sandwich is sentient:

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            Ha! You got it:

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              Enough money to live peacefully at all times

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                Ah great, I would like everything i ever would need to buy ever, always be on super sale. Thanks.

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                No problem. Miraculously, every time you buy one of something, you get another for 2% off!

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                • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                  Ha! You got it:

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                    Checking this thread to see if anyone asked for Hulk Hogan dead.

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                      Greater empathy is everyone’s ultimate goal, rather than wealth, fame, sexual conquests, etc.

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                        Enough money to live peacefully at all times

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                        I have granted you a bank safety deposit box. Inside, there are valuables worth $50,000,000.0 (or the equivalent in your current local currency). You do not know which bank the box is in and the key is not in your current country.

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                        • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                          Got me on a technicality. Okay @[email protected] your sandwich is sentient:

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                          I guess that qualifies as sentence between 2 slices of bread? Idk, good enough for me!

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                            It is the Golden Age of humanity. Robots serve, CRISPR cures, and war is unnecessary. Earth becomes a paradise--pure perfection. And so we turn our eyes to the stars. The human race spreads throughout the galaxy. We encounter alien species and subsequently, in our magnanimity, conquer them. We are unity. Every life-form will submit to the peace of our administration: or they will perish.

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                            The future that will probably not happen, or I certainly wouldn't know.

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                              A soft place to land for my kids. I’m tired.

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                                A socialist organization of the economy, where everyone works less and less during the week as technology advances and assists, but doesn't replace, the labor pool.

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                                  I can only grant you one wish. You'll have to choose between the boyfriend or the money.

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                                    One (1) fall of capitalism please

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                                      I would love a fully functional self powered Star Trek industrial replicator (pre-programmed)... oh, and while you're at it, if you could tweak my brain to do the dopamine thing in a healthy way, I'd appreciate it, but fully understand if that's too much of an ask.

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                                      You are now the proud owner of a fully-functional/powered industrial replicator (as seen in Star Trek). The replicator requires a massive energy input which is supplied by its own matter-antimatter reactors. There are numerous built-in safety and ethical protocols, including an inability to replicate functional weapons. The government has detected that you have this technology, and would like to ask you a few questions:

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                                        You open your eyes. Memories of past and future rush through your head at the same time: it's too much for one person to handle!

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                                        It's still all my memories, I can handle it. Send me in coach

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                                          A soft place to land for my kids. I’m tired.

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                                          Hope this helps:

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