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If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience

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    bepis is what apu sold in the kmart before he was murdered

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      "end me"?

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      furiously pressing button

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        I could go for a Crystal Bepis right now.

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          It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.

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          ELI5 SCP

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            No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?

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            Mungus Du is the superior yellow drink

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              It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.

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              I once found a vending machine where I could pay for skittles, it wouldn't give them to me, I'd get a refund, then I'd pay for them again and get TWO SKITTLES. I keep that location to myself but it was a godsend.

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                "end me"?

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                If you insist

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                  I could go for a Crystal Bepis right now.

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                  Right now, it’s your tomorrow

                  https://youtu.be/hObxaCAsQ7M

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                    No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?

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                    You bastard!

                    You k*lled Ben!

                    Oh, Ben! Oh!

                    ...And your babies.

                    Oh, oh... They're hatching.

                    They're orphans...

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                      ELI5 SCP

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                      The SCP Foundation is a secret organization dedicated to securing, containing, and protecting various anomalous entities. The website is an archive of top secret documents including entries for each entity, called an SCP followed by a number, containing a practical name, detailed description, the effects of the anomaly, experiments performed, containment methods, pictures, etc. Objects can be anything, benign looking household items, monsters, seemingly normal humans, etc. There's nearly 5000 entries on the site. It's a pretty fun time sink if you're into short horror stories. Most of them only take a minute or two to read. There's also multiple games, most notably SCP Containment Breach and tons of spinoff material.

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                        The “pepe” being green is the tell

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                            The SCP Foundation is a secret organization dedicated to securing, containing, and protecting various anomalous entities. The website is an archive of top secret documents including entries for each entity, called an SCP followed by a number, containing a practical name, detailed description, the effects of the anomaly, experiments performed, containment methods, pictures, etc. Objects can be anything, benign looking household items, monsters, seemingly normal humans, etc. There's nearly 5000 entries on the site. It's a pretty fun time sink if you're into short horror stories. Most of them only take a minute or two to read. There's also multiple games, most notably SCP Containment Breach and tons of spinoff material.

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                            So it’s like deep fiction to the tune of the game Control?

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                              One large benis for me please 😋

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                                *puts in coins and pushes button for Crystal Bepis, gets diet root beer*

                                *puts in coins and pushes button for Bepis this time, somehow receive trail mix, not in bag*

                                *Accidentally put in too much money, return button doesn't work. Push any soda button, nothing happens. Next guy gets two sodas he actually pushed the button for.*

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                                Change must come from within.

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                                  So it’s like deep fiction to the tune of the game Control?

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                                  Exactly, it literally says in Control's wiki, "inspired by paranormal stories about the fictional SCP Foundation." I didn't know the genre is now called "New Weird" though. I have some new authors to check out.

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                                    So it’s like deep fiction to the tune of the game Control?

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                                    Yep! But Control is based off SCP, not the other way around.

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                                      Yep! But Control is based off SCP, not the other way around.

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                                      Oh I didn’t reckon it was even related, just meant the same flavor - but very very interested knowing control is based on SCP

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                                        Exactly, it literally says in Control's wiki, "inspired by paranormal stories about the fictional SCP Foundation." I didn't know the genre is now called "New Weird" though. I have some new authors to check out.

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                                        Hype. Thanks so much! I’m going to have to dig a while.

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                                          There’s a soda machine in seattle on the sidewalk of some random street not near any store, that someone stocks with random cans of whatever. Stuff I would have bet money doesn’t exist, sometimes. Never heard anyone mention it, but when I brought it up they were like “oh yeah that haunted vending machine.”

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