Nicaragua amends constitution, grants 'absolute power' to president and his wife

[sunshine@lemmy.ca]

Tankies love him.

[massive_bereavement@fedia.io]

Judging by the picture: Is the wife trying to find an emperor that turned into a llama?

[azron@lemmy.ml]

Trump is listening.

[dharmacurious@slrpnk.net]

Do you have any idea how bad it hurts to snort laugh while hitting a vape? Do you?

[massive_bereavement@fedia.io]

I guess not as much as pulling the wrong lever.

[dharmacurious@slrpnk.net]

I can't fucking breathe omg

[thespacecowboy@lemmy.world]

Man I'm Nicaraguan and I've lived abroad for a while now in Europe and I find it hilarious that everyone instantly associates her with yzma when I show pictures of them two just like all Nicaraguans do xD as another curiosity there's a church in Nicaragua that has a painting from the early 20th century where the devil appears and he literally looks like Ortega

[ms_lane@lemmy.world]

There a huge number of people in Australia who love still love John Curtin, when he tried the same shit on here almost 100 years ago.

The idea that Parliament should have 'Absolute Power' is absolutely terrifying.

[gmtom@lemmy.world]

Weird that they would extend terms but only by 1 year. If you're already giving yourself total power and will presumably keep extending the term limits, why not just remove then entirely? Or at least make it 10 years or something?

[naich@lemmings.world]

Trump's mini mushroom micro penis is as erect as it can possibly get these days.

[runawayfixer@lemmy.world]

If you're curious what their official children are up to: https://english.elpais.com/usa/2021-04-20/nicaraguas-political-dynasty-heirs-in-a-golden-cage.html

Tldr: the eldest daughter accused her father of sexual abuse and had to run to Costa Rica. The lives of the other 8 adult children + the lives of their families are mostly controlled by the president's wife.

[geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml]

His wife too? How inclusive.

[ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world]

Please don’t detail trumps penis. I’m distressed enough as it is.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Sounds like a Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos situation.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Because this way they can say, "this will only last a year." Similar to "dictator on day one only."

[transplantedsconie@lemm.ee]

Let the global free-for-all begin!

Bet he sends Trump a couple million and a thank you card to look the other way

[gissamittjobb@lemmy.ml]

Oh, good. Banger of a year this 2025, really enjoying the unending amounts of despair so far

[idkwhatusernametoputherelolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

What's every country doing? Bingo?

[idkwhatusernametoputherelolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Parricide is an option

[junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

A llama? He's supposed to be DEAD!