The US will get Greenland, otherwise it is an "unfriendly act" from Denmark, says Trump

[sapphiresphinx@feddit.org]

This has some strong “Her short skirt forced me to rape her” vibes

This has some string Mafia vibes.

[sapphiresphinx@feddit.org]

This has some string Mafia vibes.

[quittenbrot@feddit.org]

Maybe Denmark should offer Greenland in exchange for Florida.

And when he then retorts, foaming at the mouth and furious, why on earth he should exchange an important part of his great country in such a horse-trade, they end the conversation with a simple "Exactly."

[evilcartyen@feddit.dk]

It's too risky. He might agree to it.

Let's suggest it's Vermont and New Hampshire.

[peter_arbeitslos@feddit.org]

This has some strong “Her short skirt forced me to rape her” vibes

This has some string Mafia vibes.

[peter_arbeitslos@feddit.org]

This has some string Mafia vibes.

[jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de]

But evil Greenlanders don't allow virtuous oil companies to ruin their environment to get the oil. Someone needs to liberate all that oil /s

[breakingcups@lemmy.world]

At least we learned that SapphireSphinx is your alternate account.

[jeena@piefed.jeena.net]

Perhaps there is a deal to be made, the US can have Greenland and they in turn give them the same area but on their main land.

[peter_arbeitslos@feddit.org]

It's an insider in [email protected] to tell everyone is everyone's alternate and to copy comments which were posted twice.

[quittenbrot@feddit.org]

You know where his stupid Mar-a-Lago is? Even he should realise that this would put his tacky temple into Denmark.

[randelung@lemmy.world]

On the one hand, you don't want to be stuck with Florida. On the other, those are usually red electoral votes...

[bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml]

Whoawhoawhoa...wait, actually no, I'm down.

[curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I volunteer wholeheartedly to live in the state given to Denmark! Maybe trump will want to get rid of a blue state...

[bytejunk@lemmy.world]

Looks like conventional politicians don't know how to deal with trump.

You don't say "no". You say "I'll trade it for California".

[p1nkman@lemmy.world]

We'll gladly take California!

[zier@fedia.io]

Why do we need Greenland?
Is it because they make cheap eggs? Is that it?
They are a magical island that has chickens who lay golden eggs every 5 minutes and eggs cost only $0.13/dozen.
Is that it?
Is it?
IS it?
IS IT!!!!!
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I didn't fucking think so.

[federalreverse@feddit.org]

Europeans had massive issues with Trump last time around already. But iirc, the Korean and Japanese governments were on good terms. Not sure whether there might be a lesson there.

[guy@piefed.social]

I'd say it's more of an unfriendly act when a friend comes and demands to get your things than if an enemy does

[endeavor@sopuli.xyz]

I think us wants greenland so it has somewhere to put its death camps