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    Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

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      Made entirely of whale.

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        during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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          Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

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          so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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            Tiger Shark!

            “14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”

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              That's shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

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                I'm trying but it just won't stick!

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                  during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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                  And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

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                    so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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                    It should go on a diet of worms

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                      How bout a Humpback

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                        1:1 size

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                          How bout a Humpback

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                          A killer already is.

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                            Fun facts:

                            • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                            • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                            9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                              Other animals that should be done like this:
                              Dung beetle
                              Shovelnose Guitarfish
                              Pink Fairy Armadillo
                              Chicken turtle
                              Leafy Seadragon
                              Ice Cream Cone Worm
                              Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

                              There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

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                                Now do Tit.

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                                  Fun facts:

                                  • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                                  • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                                  9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                                  What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

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                                    Fun facts:

                                    • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                                    • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                                    9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                                    then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

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