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    Made entirely of whale.

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      during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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      • pothetato@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

        Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

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        so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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          Tiger Shark!

          “14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”

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            That's shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

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              I'm trying but it just won't stick!

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                during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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                And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

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                • cerement@slrpnk.netC [email protected]

                  so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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                  It should go on a diet of worms

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                    How bout a Humpback

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                      1:1 size

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                        How bout a Humpback

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                        A killer already is.

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                          Fun facts:

                          • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                          • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                          9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                            Other animals that should be done like this:
                            Dung beetle
                            Shovelnose Guitarfish
                            Pink Fairy Armadillo
                            Chicken turtle
                            Leafy Seadragon
                            Ice Cream Cone Worm
                            Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

                            There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

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                              Now do Tit.

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                                Fun facts:

                                • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                                • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                                9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                                What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

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                                  Fun facts:

                                  • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                                  • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                                  9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                                  then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

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