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  • pothetato@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

    Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

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    so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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      Tiger Shark!

      “14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”

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        That's shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

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          I'm trying but it just won't stick!

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            during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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            And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

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            • cerement@slrpnk.netC [email protected]

              so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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              It should go on a diet of worms

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                How bout a Humpback

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                  1:1 size

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                    How bout a Humpback

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                    A killer already is.

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                      Fun facts:

                      • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                      • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                      9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                        Other animals that should be done like this:
                        Dung beetle
                        Shovelnose Guitarfish
                        Pink Fairy Armadillo
                        Chicken turtle
                        Leafy Seadragon
                        Ice Cream Cone Worm
                        Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

                        There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

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                          Now do Tit.

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                            Fun facts:

                            • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                            • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                            9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                            What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

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                              Fun facts:

                              • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                              • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                              9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                              then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

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