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    Tiger Shark!

    “14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”

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      That's shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

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        I'm trying but it just won't stick!

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          during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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          And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

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            so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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            It should go on a diet of worms

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              How bout a Humpback

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                1:1 size

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                  How bout a Humpback

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                  A killer already is.

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                    Fun facts:

                    • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                    • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                    9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                      Other animals that should be done like this:
                      Dung beetle
                      Shovelnose Guitarfish
                      Pink Fairy Armadillo
                      Chicken turtle
                      Leafy Seadragon
                      Ice Cream Cone Worm
                      Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

                      There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

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                        Now do Tit.

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                          Fun facts:

                          • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                          • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                          9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                          What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

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                            Fun facts:

                            • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                            • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                            9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                            then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

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