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    That's shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

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      I'm trying but it just won't stick!

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        during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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        And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

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          so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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          It should go on a diet of worms

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            How bout a Humpback

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              1:1 size

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                How bout a Humpback

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                A killer already is.

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                  Fun facts:

                  • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                  • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                  9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                    Other animals that should be done like this:
                    Dung beetle
                    Shovelnose Guitarfish
                    Pink Fairy Armadillo
                    Chicken turtle
                    Leafy Seadragon
                    Ice Cream Cone Worm
                    Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

                    There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

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                      Now do Tit.

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                        Fun facts:

                        • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                        • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                        9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                        What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

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                          Fun facts:

                          • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                          • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                          9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                          then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

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