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    during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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    And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

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      so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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      It should go on a diet of worms

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        How bout a Humpback

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          1:1 size

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            How bout a Humpback

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            A killer already is.

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              Fun facts:

              • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
              • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

              9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                Other animals that should be done like this:
                Dung beetle
                Shovelnose Guitarfish
                Pink Fairy Armadillo
                Chicken turtle
                Leafy Seadragon
                Ice Cream Cone Worm
                Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

                There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

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                  Now do Tit.

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                    Fun facts:

                    • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                    • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                    9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                    What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

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                      Fun facts:

                      • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                      • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                      9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                      then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

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