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      Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

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        Made entirely of whale.

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          during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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            Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

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            so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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              Tiger Shark!

              “14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”

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                That's shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

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                  I'm trying but it just won't stick!

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                    during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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                    And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

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                      so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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                      It should go on a diet of worms

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                        How bout a Humpback

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                          1:1 size

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                            How bout a Humpback

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                            A killer already is.

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                              Fun facts:

                              • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                              • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                              9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                                Other animals that should be done like this:
                                Dung beetle
                                Shovelnose Guitarfish
                                Pink Fairy Armadillo
                                Chicken turtle
                                Leafy Seadragon
                                Ice Cream Cone Worm
                                Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

                                There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

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                                  Now do Tit.

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                                    Fun facts:

                                    • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                                    • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                                    9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                                    What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

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                                      Fun facts:

                                      • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                                      • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                                      9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                                      then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

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