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I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
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      omg u didn't censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad

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        omg u didn't censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad

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        don't worry I'll calm her down

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          What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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            People do know that you poop with your asshole?

            But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

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              What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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              I'm glad it's redacted. probably offensive.

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                I'm glad it's redacted. probably offensive.

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                You really think so?
                Who's deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

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                  You really think so?
                  Who's deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

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                  I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here

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                    I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here

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                    We should probably report this to the internet police

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                      Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                        Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                        Trying that next time

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                          Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                          Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                            What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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                            It's gotta be something a tongue goes into, we know that much.

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                              don't worry I'll calm her down

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                              Such a sophisticate.

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                                People do know that you poop with your asshole?

                                But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

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                                The issue was you doing it after sneezing.

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                                  Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                                  Ooo, mommy (umami)

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                                    pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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                                      What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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                                      Honestly we need a way to poison that shit. People are trying to censor the entire internet to make tiktok happy.

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                                        pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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                                        And a glass of wine, ofc

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                                          And a glass of wine, ofc

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                                          i love wine

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