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    Fucking ouch!

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    It’s the price you pay to get a bat wing.

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      interesting troubleshooting search prompt, someone has pressing problem at hand

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      • mcbenavides85@piefed.socialM [email protected]

        It’s the price you pay to get a bat wing.

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        now... about that other wing you'll need

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          Post video!

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          • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Bee sting. It works 90% of the time every-time.

            Explaining why your meats is inside of a bee hive is a whole different problem.

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            I wanna dip my balls in it!

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              To be fair, heat does cause it to hang low and stretch the skin, therefore reducing the wrinkles.

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                AI is the new tide pod challenge

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                It tastes like burning!

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                  It tastes like burning!

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                  It tastes like burning! slop

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                    When the balls are warm, they relax and hang low, and the scrotum relaxes fully, releasing all those nutsack wrinkles, so I mean the concept works

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                      Doing this takes balls. And it won't give them back.

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                        I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

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                          Looks like AI has the natural selection module activated.

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                            Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:

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                              It tastes like burning! slop

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                              Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, "oink, oink, capitalist pig" too.

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                                While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

                                Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

                                https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

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                                  Now place your balls in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Wait ten minures for them to cool somewhat and you can rub the skin off easily with a paper towel

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                                    Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:

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                                    Never thought I’d see that doctor who reference on here lol

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                                      I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

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                                      It’s funny that not only is there chance, but that your comment or someone making the same joke is the most logical source of this ridiculous bullshit making it into a search result.

                                      Edit: just realized this is probably shopped 🤦

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                                        Trying that now; will check in later

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                                          Can confirm, use this trick before every night out. AMA.

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