Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. Seems legit.

Seems legit.

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
43 Posts 35 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • G [email protected]
    This post did not contain any content.
    D This user is from outside of this forum
    D This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #9

    Post video!

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Bee sting. It works 90% of the time every-time.

      Explaining why your meats is inside of a bee hive is a whole different problem.

      thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
      thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #10

      I wanna dip my balls in it!

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • G [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        S This user is from outside of this forum
        S This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #11

        To be fair, heat does cause it to hang low and stretch the skin, therefore reducing the wrinkles.

        heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH 1 Reply Last reply
        4
        • D [email protected]

          AI is the new tide pod challenge

          R This user is from outside of this forum
          R This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #12

          It tastes like burning!

          S 1 Reply Last reply
          4
          • R [email protected]

            It tastes like burning!

            S This user is from outside of this forum
            S This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #13

            It tastes like burning! slop

            R heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH 2 Replies Last reply
            3
            • G [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              I This user is from outside of this forum
              I This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #14

              When the balls are warm, they relax and hang low, and the scrotum relaxes fully, releasing all those nutsack wrinkles, so I mean the concept works

              1 Reply Last reply
              1
              • G [email protected]
                This post did not contain any content.
                K This user is from outside of this forum
                K This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #15

                Doing this takes balls. And it won't give them back.

                I 1 Reply Last reply
                7
                • G [email protected]
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  I This user is from outside of this forum
                  I This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #16

                  I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

                  B x4740n@lemmy.worldX 2 Replies Last reply
                  40
                  • G [email protected]
                    This post did not contain any content.
                    S This user is from outside of this forum
                    S This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by [email protected]
                    #17

                    Looks like AI has the natural selection module activated.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • G [email protected]
                      This post did not contain any content.
                      ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
                      ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #18

                      Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:

                      S 1 Reply Last reply
                      36
                      • S [email protected]

                        It tastes like burning! slop

                        R This user is from outside of this forum
                        R This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #19

                        Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, "oink, oink, capitalist pig" too.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • G [email protected]
                          This post did not contain any content.
                          V This user is from outside of this forum
                          V This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by [email protected]
                          #20

                          While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

                          Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

                          https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

                          R heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH L 3 Replies Last reply
                          2
                          • G [email protected]
                            This post did not contain any content.
                            ghostwurm@lemmy.caG This user is from outside of this forum
                            ghostwurm@lemmy.caG This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by [email protected]
                            #21

                            Now place your balls in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Wait ten minures for them to cool somewhat and you can rub the skin off easily with a paper towel

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            4
                            • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                              Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:

                              S This user is from outside of this forum
                              S This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #22

                              Never thought I’d see that doctor who reference on here lol

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              7
                              • I [email protected]

                                I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

                                B This user is from outside of this forum
                                B This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by [email protected]
                                #23

                                It’s funny that not only is there chance, but that your comment or someone making the same joke is the most logical source of this ridiculous bullshit making it into a search result.

                                Edit: just realized this is probably shopped 🤦

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                14
                                • G [email protected]
                                  This post did not contain any content.
                                  godric@lemmy.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
                                  godric@lemmy.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #24

                                  Trying that now; will check in later

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • G [email protected]
                                    This post did not contain any content.
                                    D This user is from outside of this forum
                                    D This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by [email protected]
                                    #25

                                    Can confirm, use this trick before every night out. AMA.

                                    swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.comS 1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • V [email protected]

                                      While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

                                      Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

                                      https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

                                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #26

                                      This dude couldn't get any of his customers' balls on his website? I call shenanigans!

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      1
                                      • V [email protected]

                                        While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

                                        Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

                                        https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

                                        heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                                        heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #27

                                        huh. i wonder if they could use that as some sort of male contraceptive. i wonder if that's what got them the IRB approval to test it.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • G [email protected]
                                          This post did not contain any content.
                                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #28

                                          S 2 Replies Last reply
                                          15
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups