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    You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

    You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

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      According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

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        I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

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          Life is unfair :3

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            But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.

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              According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

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              According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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                If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.

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                  According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

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                  Wouldn't 2 slices of pizza be a sandwich, like some kinds of cake based on that very real food law?

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                    I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

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                    That's just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party

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                      Wouldn't that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?

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                        You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

                        You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

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                        Calzone

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                          I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

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                            You have two pizze

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                              "Lasagnagna"

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                                If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.

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                                They won't let you order sloppy steaks. But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

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                                  Cause lassagna is just stacks

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                                    If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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                                      According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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                                      Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

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                                        Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                                          music plays

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