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    I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

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    That's just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party

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      According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

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      Wouldn't that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?

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        You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

        You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

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        Calzone

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          I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

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            You have two pizze

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              "Lasagnagna"

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                If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.

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                They won't let you order sloppy steaks. But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

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                  Cause lassagna is just stacks

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                    If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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                      According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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                      Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

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                        Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                          music plays

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                            I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

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                            Not the way I make my lasagnas.

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                              According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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                              Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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                                You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

                                You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

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                                Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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                                  Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                                  Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

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                                    I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

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                                    Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.

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                                      Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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                                      Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

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                                        If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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                                        Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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                                          Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

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                                          Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

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