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  • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.

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    Some guy at the business factory tell you that?

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      Damn, was not expecting this full frontal assault on me today

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        Martin Short is haram

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          I mean ... It's not because they are short ... Have you met short people? They are little demons.

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            Sucks to suck David, we partying with Goliath up here!

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              Short people live longer, that’s the trade off. No heaven

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                Time for me to get a tattoo and eat more pork.

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                  How much pork are we talking about....?

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                    I mean ... It's not because they are short ... Have you met short people? They are little demons.

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                    • pandantic@midwest.socialP [email protected]

                      Well since I’m already short and can’t do anything about it, I guess I’m free to have as much pork, alcohol, and tattoos as I please!

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                      Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk

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                        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs

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                          Sorry kids.

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                            I know that Grok went Nazi but Gemini going fundie wasn't on my bingo card.

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                            • pandantic@midwest.socialP [email protected]

                              Well since I’m already short and can’t do anything about it, I guess I’m free to have as much pork, alcohol, and tattoos as I please!

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                              Pork tattoos!

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                              • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.

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                                Spending eternity as the taint third of a three person centaur does not sound like paradise.

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                                  Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk

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                                  *c/ketodrunk

                                  This is not reddit, this is lemmy. Just wanted to remind it.

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                                    Can't wait to go to that wonderful place with all the burning and poking!

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                                      *c/ketodrunk

                                      This is not reddit, this is lemmy. Just wanted to remind it.

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                                      they're talking about a subreddit though

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                                        short people cannot reach heaven. Without a stepstool

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                                          Heaven is boring as Hell

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