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Damn, was not expecting this full frontal assault on me today
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Martin Short is haram
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I mean ... It's not because they are short ... Have you met short people? They are little demons.
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Sucks to suck David, we partying with Goliath up here!
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Short people live longer, that’s the trade off. No heaven
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Time for me to get a tattoo and eat more pork.
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How much pork are we talking about....?
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I mean ... It's not because they are short ... Have you met short people? They are little demons.
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Well since I’m already short and can’t do anything about it, I guess I’m free to have as much pork, alcohol, and tattoos as I please!
Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk
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Sorry kids.
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I know that Grok went Nazi but Gemini going fundie wasn't on my bingo card.
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Well since I’m already short and can’t do anything about it, I guess I’m free to have as much pork, alcohol, and tattoos as I please!
Pork tattoos!
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They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.
Spending eternity as the taint third of a three person centaur does not sound like paradise.
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Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk
*c/ketodrunk
This is not reddit, this is lemmy. Just wanted to remind it.
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Can't wait to go to that wonderful place with all the burning and poking!
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*c/ketodrunk
This is not reddit, this is lemmy. Just wanted to remind it.
they're talking about a subreddit though
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short people cannot reach heaven. Without a stepstool
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Heaven is boring as Hell
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Heaven is boring as Hell
Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan's place.
The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?