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  • C [email protected]

    Lol "landed". We are fucking desperate for drivers. So desperate that one of our drivers totaled two cars in one day last year and didn't even get suspended.

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    Yeah probably similar a lot of places. It is the same here. Always signs up everywhere begging for bus drivers. Crazy

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      This man opens bin files in notepad

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      And .txt files in Microsoft Word

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      • C [email protected]

        It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

        No, that was a much larger group effort. You and me can't wash our hands of it. Like, even if you ignore the majority of stuff they don't own, we let them do that.

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        Well said. We don’t like inequality, but when it comes to blame somehow we all get a “tax free” discount.

        Yes, they are awful people. They have more than enough money to live out their sickest fantasies and it’s still not enough for them. But they are - at least in part - a symptom of the way the rest of us live. We vote for a government that lets us forget our humanity, class consciousness and responsibility in place of overbearing capitalism. Only we can stop this.

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        • farraigeplaisteach@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

          And .txt files in Microsoft Word

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          And gifs on internet explorer

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          • C [email protected]

            On Error was used within a function, so you would have one (or more ... or less) per function.

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            One function per file is definitely what grok would output

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            • M [email protected]

              From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

              ...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

              Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

              Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

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              I didn't know abiut MechaHitler. At this point we can safely say we're living in the dystopia

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              • E [email protected]

                This man opens bin files in notepad

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                You could see the "ms" IIRC magic tag of exe files in notepad.

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                • Y [email protected]

                  Think of all the GOTOs

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                  Elon goto hell

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                    Elon goto hell

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                    GOTO considered harmful, except in this case

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                    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                      ah yes i will upload main_source-code-file.sh and ask it to help why it wont open

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                      • P [email protected]

                        If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered

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                        box thingy? rendered? i can't keep up with all this techno babble. speak american!

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                        • P [email protected]

                          these mfs don't need money anymore, they need power. money is just a byproduct of it.

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                          money IS power. If you have the means to buy everyone off, then you are golden. Sucks, but that's how it is.

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                            "Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file's source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??"

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                            • P [email protected]

                              relevant comedy bit

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                              I'm a minute in and I'm a fan, thanks for the link!

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                              • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

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                                What I still don't understand, is why people still use Twitter? It's not even ordered by date, how could it be useful? Government accounts and celebrities have already moved on to other feeds .

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                                  I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze 😞

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                                  • L [email protected]

                                    Apples are the chicken from building insides most of tuesdays farewell.

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                                    Hah I think some people are Aliens and they don't want me to be fast enough to do it. Hey, I'm sorry to bother you can I find the same guy who came in the morning and said that he was going back in the past?

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                                      You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                                      It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                                      *these are rhetorical questions

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                                      I’d posit that they haven’t won and are fundamentally broken people seeking to fill a void that no amount of money could fill. I know for certain I could never attain this much wealth as I would stop way before tens of millions.

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        They're playing life on god mode. But, they're also very lonely. They drive away their original wives, who married them "before" (Bezos, and Gates). Their kids hate them. Everyone they come in contact with is paid in some way to be there. They have no real human connections. They're surrounded by personal security staff 24/7. Also, Epstein just hung around the entrance to the rabbit hole. That hole goes deep, and I think we all know it.

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                                        Maybe thats why they all love their ai. They can think it's a human-like connection, and it wont leave them because they're horrible ghouls. And if it disagrees they can just tell the coders to recode it.

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