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Vitamins are good but idk....

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    I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.

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      Give it a nibble. You might like it.

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        Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine... I'm sure...

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          Smell it ... if you dare.

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          IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙

          I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…

          College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower.
          —Sigmund Fraud

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            It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.

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              This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

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                I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.

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                it might be that it wasn't used for eating

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                  Smell it ... if you dare.

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                  Why stop there?

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                    This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

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                    Accident and emergency people?

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                      There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

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                        This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

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                        Have you seen the price of dildos? I can't blame people for getting creative with household objects!

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                          Accident and emergency people?

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                          I think it is accident and emergency wards

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                            I think it is accident and emergency wards

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                            Now the sentence makes more sense ....

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                              There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

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                              I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."

                              It's a better punchline imo.

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                                I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."

                                It's a better punchline imo.

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                                What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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                                  What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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                                  Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there

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                                    Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there

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                                    That doesn't answer anyone's question.

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                                      What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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                                      Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.

                                      But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.

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                                        I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.

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                                          What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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                                          Black humor is an important coping mechanism

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