Vitamins are good but idk....
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Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.
But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.
I have had a carrot up my ass but it was overall a powitive experience.
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Bugs Bunny
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I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.
"accidentally"
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Cucumbers are better for...uhh...vitamin D? idk
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Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.
But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.
So we're gatekeeping humor now?
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Cucumbers are better for...uhh...vitamin D? idk
IDK, this carrot looks rich in vitamin D
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I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.
Well, it probably smelled better than it was, so quite lucky.
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So we're gatekeeping humor now?
Yep. Does that make you angry? We're gatekeeping that too. Get over it.
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Showers are for oranges or IPAs.
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Someones in the mood for a vitamin alright….
Vitamin D!!!! Lmfao -
Yep. Does that make you angry? We're gatekeeping that too. Get over it.
Thank you, thought police! I was about to make an illegal joke but your comment saved civilization from it.
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Thank you, thought police! I was about to make an illegal joke but your comment saved civilization from it.
You can make whatever joke you like. I'm just letting you know how it'll be received and why.
