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This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"

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    If you read it closely - you can get a "tandem" set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.

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    Two tubes one butt?

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      Two tubes one butt?

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      This is the way.

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        If you read it closely - you can get a "tandem" set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.

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        God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

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          Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed

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            Wait until they discover the hookah water cooled robot smoker

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              'robot' is just older version of 'ai'

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              A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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                surprised it wasn't made with flavor
                -lead™

                "radium? more like Radi-yum!"

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                  Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed

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                  Yeah.

                  If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism...), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the "spontaneously combusted" folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.

                  But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.

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                    One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.

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                      A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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                      literally taking ai is broad too

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                        God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

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                          They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways

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                            I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend

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                              It's just a less charming version of this

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                                Automatic butt ejector.

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                                  "Permits those confined to bed to smoke."

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                                  Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

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                                    literally taking ai is broad too

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                                    Especially broad when things that have no intelligence keep getting branded "artificial intelligence".

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                                      surprised it wasn't made with flavor
                                      -lead™

                                      "radium? more like Radi-yum!"

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                                      I'm sure there's pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.

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                                        Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.

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                                          I’d hit that

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