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This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"

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    Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed

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      Wait until they discover the hookah water cooled robot smoker

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        'robot' is just older version of 'ai'

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        A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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          surprised it wasn't made with flavor
          -lead™

          "radium? more like Radi-yum!"

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            Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed

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            Yeah.

            If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism...), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the "spontaneously combusted" folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.

            But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.

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              One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.

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                A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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                literally taking ai is broad too

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                  God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

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                    They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways

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                      I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend

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                        It's just a less charming version of this

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                          Automatic butt ejector.

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                            "Permits those confined to bed to smoke."

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                            Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

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                              literally taking ai is broad too

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                              Especially broad when things that have no intelligence keep getting branded "artificial intelligence".

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                                surprised it wasn't made with flavor
                                -lead™

                                "radium? more like Radi-yum!"

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                                I'm sure there's pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.

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                                  Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.

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                                    I’d hit that

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                                      Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

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                                      Big horny

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                                        Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.

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                                        Do you put the tube in your butthole?

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                                          I'm sure there's pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.

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                                          Forever chemicals don't kill you.

                                          But the asbestos in the tip to make it fireproof might.

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