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    found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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    So when is see a pregnant trans man, is this what I sew?

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      That "car" is a truck.

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      Truck:

      Car:

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        How much of the public outcry against data collection has resulted in us getting an inferior product publicly.

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        Alright guys, I found Sam Altman's lemmy account!

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          I look forward to its inclusion in a FOX News* segment on the liberal manpregnation agenda next time they need a scare piece.


          *Except where legally barred from calling itself "news".

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          manpregnation..

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            You know, I thought I had seen enough on the internet that nothing would surprise me...

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              that is gonna hurt like hell.

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              It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

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              • princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP [email protected]

                Truck:

                Car:

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                That's an LKW and an emotional support vehicle

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                  It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

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                  1000001925

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                    1000001925

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                    LOL, girthy rod sounds.

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                      That's an LKW and an emotional support vehicle

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                      An LKW and an EKW

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                        found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                        My dream

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                          found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                          Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!

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                          • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                            I'm not clicking that? Someone explain in the comments what that is

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                            The linked video is an SNL sketch. I don't know if that makes you more or less likely to click on it.

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                              You still use a calendar. It's called the Gregorian calendar after Pope Gregory XIII. The year is 2025 because Christ was crucified 2025 years ago. You and the entire world use a Christian calendar every day. Also life begins at conception.

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                              hur de hur dur.

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                                Send link?

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                                I don't remember the name of the movie or cursed ad unfortunately and I don't know why you'd want to watch the ad anyways because I remember it being very graphic and its just slightly less worser than two girls one cup

                                Edit: The movie is Junior with Arnold Schwarzeneger (I probably butchered his last name but I can't remember how to spell it)

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                                  Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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                                  Yes that is the movie, never realised it was Arnold in that movie though

                                  Edit: had a quick look at the reviews and as I expected unfortunately there are bigoted human scum in the comments

                                  Please go and show the movie some love on IMDB

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                                  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                    That "car" is a truck.

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                                    It is in my opinion. Put this in perspective...

                                    These are train cars.

                                    These are road trains.

                                    But you might call them something else.

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                                      I don't remember the name of the movie or cursed ad unfortunately and I don't know why you'd want to watch the ad anyways because I remember it being very graphic and its just slightly less worser than two girls one cup

                                      Edit: The movie is Junior with Arnold Schwarzeneger (I probably butchered his last name but I can't remember how to spell it)

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                                      I am actually sorry you went to look this up but thank you my friend. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.

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