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    Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?

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    It gave you more garment to work with on cold nights if you wanted to cover up more of your neck or face.

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      Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?

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      We have mastered the method of making a post seem sarcastic and sincere at the same time. I don't even think it's conscious anymore.

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        Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.

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        Overlooked the "with" at first and got really confused that someone was horny for "A Christmas Carol."

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          When my child was young enough that they couldn't talk but could express themself, once I put them to bed and told them it was time to sleep. They squinted their eyes to pretend they were closed and said "honk shoo, honk shoo."

          I was flabbergasted. Turns out their mother had taught them that as a kind of meditation to progress towards sleep, but I didn't know that and briefly thought they'd manifested it on their own.

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            Sleepy Gary?

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              But why is it tall and floppy? Why not just like a knit beanie?

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              A lil trouble keeping up proper turgor pressure

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                But the three then they also get confronted with their ghosts for the past, present and future

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                Ghost Manager: "Where the fuck is everyone tonight?"

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                  The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightcap_(garment)

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                  In the Tyburn and Newgate days of British judicial hanging history, the hood used to cover the prisoner's face was a nightcap supplied by the prisoner, if he could afford it.[3]

                  WTF

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                    What's the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?

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                    I actually wondered the exact same thing when I posted this and searched it, it's to keep your head warm and your pomaded hair off the pillows back when effective heat and regular showers were less common.

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                      Overlooked the "with" at first and got really confused that someone was horny for "A Christmas Carol."

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                      Putting the Dick in Dickens

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                        In the Tyburn and Newgate days of British judicial hanging history, the hood used to cover the prisoner's face was a nightcap supplied by the prisoner, if he could afford it.[3]

                        WTF

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                        So you had to have a tall, floppy night cap in case you were ever hanged, got it.

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                          Putting the Dick in Dickens

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                          Putting the Dickens in Scrooge.

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                            The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightcap_(garment)

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                            Wouldn't a scarf work better as a scarf?

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                              Someone's gonna be disappointed when they get the hat and realize it is child-sized...

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                                Someone's gonna be disappointed when they get the hat and realize it is child-sized...

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                                They have a comically small head.

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                                  You might want to rethink the nightshirt because it has an Ebeneezer Scrooge vibe to it.

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                                    No, you're about to be visited by three ghosts.

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                                      You might want to rethink the nightshirt because it has an Ebeneezer Scrooge vibe to it.

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                                      bah humbug

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                                          Any men here tried sleeping in a night gown? I have and it rode up to my shoulders, might as well have just slept nude.

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