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Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?
We have mastered the method of making a post seem sarcastic and sincere at the same time. I don't even think it's conscious anymore.
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Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.
Overlooked the "with" at first and got really confused that someone was horny for "A Christmas Carol."
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When my child was young enough that they couldn't talk but could express themself, once I put them to bed and told them it was time to sleep. They squinted their eyes to pretend they were closed and said "honk shoo, honk shoo."
I was flabbergasted. Turns out their mother had taught them that as a kind of meditation to progress towards sleep, but I didn't know that and briefly thought they'd manifested it on their own.
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Sleepy Gary?
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But why is it tall and floppy? Why not just like a knit beanie?
A lil trouble keeping up proper turgor pressure
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But the three then they also get confronted with their ghosts for the past, present and future
Ghost Manager: "Where the fuck is everyone tonight?"
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The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.
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What's the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?
I actually wondered the exact same thing when I posted this and searched it, it's to keep your head warm and your pomaded hair off the pillows back when effective heat and regular showers were less common.
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Overlooked the "with" at first and got really confused that someone was horny for "A Christmas Carol."
Putting the Dick in Dickens
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So you had to have a tall, floppy night cap in case you were ever hanged, got it.
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Putting the Dick in Dickens
Putting the Dickens in Scrooge.
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The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.
Wouldn't a scarf work better as a scarf?
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Someone's gonna be disappointed when they get the hat and realize it is child-sized...
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Someone's gonna be disappointed when they get the hat and realize it is child-sized...
They have a comically small head.
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You might want to rethink the nightshirt because it has an Ebeneezer Scrooge vibe to it.
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No, you're about to be visited by three ghosts.
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You might want to rethink the nightshirt because it has an Ebeneezer Scrooge vibe to it.
bah humbug
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Any men here tried sleeping in a night gown? I have and it rode up to my shoulders, might as well have just slept nude.
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Not with pol**ster, you ain't.
