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      And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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        Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup.. I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times…..

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          I thought that was my resume?

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            And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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            This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you've been over this

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              This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you've been over this

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              And I guess time if you do many revisions on the same day?

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                This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you've been over this

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                Yeah, like I'm going to show them how desperate I am like that

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                  "Dear Egracious Cunt..."

                  Ah goddamn it every time

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                    Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup

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                      And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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                      This is why I just use git to track changes to my CV. I also have branches for different application types.

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                        This is why I just use git to track changes to my CV. I also have branches for different application types.

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                        Wait thats actually fucking genius

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                          Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup.. I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times…..

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                          The trick is to keep all your masturbation videos in the "homework" folder.

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                            What is this, amateur hour? Resume goes in documents and naked dancing videos go in homework/project/new project 2/data collection/november.

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                              I once got a notification from jira because somebody uploaded their wedding photos to a ticket I was following.

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                                What is this, amateur hour? Resume goes in documents and naked dancing videos go in homework/project/new project 2/data collection/november.

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                                my porn folder is called "not porn" and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)

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                                  Using the power of AI, you too could send your boss emails that read like the following, completely hassle-free:

                                  "Certainly, here is a version of your email without slurs or aggressive phrasing.

                                  Dear Fred,

                                  ..."

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                                    And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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                                    Yeah, i have a relative like that.

                                    ...anyone knows something like Paperwork (a CMS i guess?) but with support for Open Document too?

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                                      And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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                                      Yes, a good reasonable name like draft-final-final-final-final_v2_to_print_THIS_ONE_b

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                                        my porn folder is called "not porn" and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)

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                                        Which OS are you referring to?

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                                          https://youtube.com/shorts/AvjDJf1wS0Y

                                          This is a much better version of this joke

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