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  • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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    • No cheese then
    • You think I'm worthless, that I don't deserve any cheese ?
    • No, I think you deserve better, Sir !
      Everyone stands out and starts clapping.
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      Plot twist, you're paying per weight anyway and they get an upsell

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        Funny, but I think genz is uninterested in being forced to do emotional labor. They'll say flatly, "I think you deserve as much as you want" to throw it right back at you. I'm proud of them for breaking the hold the boomers have on us.

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        'then you know what to do underpaid food delivery human...you know what to do'

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          Or better yet, don't waste your money on a restaurant that's gonna sell you overpriced, preprepared Cisco trash. Cook a meal like a grownup.

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            Damnnn such a fine speciman of a apex predator killing caged chickens ain't you proud of yourself.

            You sound american so just assume not everyone has stolen land to live on. You can convert your entire diet to ethical sustainable cruel free but you choose to be a spoiled little child cause of 'muh meatttt'.

            You take pride with the suffering you are causing and in your selfish choices. I'm ashamed for you.

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            We are both apex predators that's why we can wake up every day and not be worried that we gonna get eaten.

            I'm not american. I assume your referring to the land of the native Americans who where famed for their hunting and consumption of bison?

            My whole point is that most vegan food is not in fact ethical, sustainable, or cruelty free. For example most soy is a result of monocrop agriculture where farmers poison billions of small bugs, rodents, etc. More suffering happens per kg of soy than per kg of beef.

            The animals don't suffer. If u knew anything u would know suffering causes the meat to taste bad that's why people kill animals quickly.

            Also ffs how hard is it to engage in discussion in good faith. You do not need to be condescending. You do not need to make personal attacks. You do not need to be so goddamn unpleasant. Your behaviour comes across as though your an angry child unable to regulate emotions having a temper tantrum. Funny enough failure to regulate emotions is a symptom of malnutrition so maybe eating a steak might make you a more tolerable person to society.

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              I've actually used the lines: "Just shy of what'll get you fired," and "Enough that you start to reconsider your decisions." to great effect.

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              1 - a lot

              2 - none

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                The waiter: "Open your mouth."

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                  Where would you get asked? I want to be asked that! Sweet cheeses why has no one ever asked me that?

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                  The funniest part about this is that I can’t think of a scenario where I would be asked this.

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                  • pat_riot@lemmy.todayP [email protected]

                    Or better yet, don't waste your money on a restaurant that's gonna sell you overpriced, preprepared Cisco trash. Cook a meal like a grownup.

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                    Wait, is it cisco, or sysco? Jesus, have I been reading the trucks' sides wrong this whole time?

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                      I've actually used the lines: "Just shy of what'll get you fired," and "Enough that you start to reconsider your decisions." to great effect.

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                      I said "enough that you'll want me to take a turn at the grater" once, and while I did not get a turn, I was not disappointed.

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                        • No cheese then
                        • You think I'm worthless, that I don't deserve any cheese ?
                        • No, I think you deserve better, Sir !
                          Everyone stands out and starts clapping.
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                        That cheese?

                        Albert Einstein

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                        • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                          Cue the waiter bringing an entire wheel of cheese and an assurance that more's on the way. And adding it to your bill.

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                          Good

                          Now bring me more

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                            Wheel of cheese to the head

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                              Wait, is it cisco, or sysco? Jesus, have I been reading the trucks' sides wrong this whole time?

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                              Sysco is food.
                              Cisco is telecom.

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                                Wait, is it cisco, or sysco? Jesus, have I been reading the trucks' sides wrong this whole time?

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                                I had the wrong one in mind. It's Sysco.

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                                  I didn't know it was snowing in Gloucestershire.

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                                    a standard serving of three rubs

                                    Which would also make for a thoroughly underwhelming massage.

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                                    Depends on who is doing the rubbing...

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                                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrIeP798hiQ

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                                        Or better yet, don't waste your money on a restaurant that's gonna sell you overpriced, preprepared Cisco trash. Cook a meal like a grownup.

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                                          Sysco is food.
                                          Cisco is telecom.

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                                          Sisqó is the singer.

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