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  • K [email protected]

    Good thing I have a bike. My car broke down like 4 years ago, been biking since. People scare me, so I don't have places to be.

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    new my bike makes new noises

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    • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

      That is just tires out of balance.

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      Or an axle failing

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        That's why I drive an older gmc pickup

        Barely ever breaks and when it does it's stupid simple to work on

        Imagine owning a car newer than like 2010 lol that's for suckers

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          #31

          Tonight I'm at work and roomie texts a video of a water leak probably from the ancient upstairs bathtub faucet...that's embedded in tile. Fucking tile. FUCK.

          The month prior the faucet vibrated loudly when I tried to use it. The plunger failing to seat. Guess it caused a crack.

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          • pp_boy_@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

            Literally me dealing with my car's worsening exhaust lean

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            My car in high school did this and I used a coat hanger. Worked really well until it didn't.

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            • P [email protected]

              It's like learning a loved one is sick again.

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              "Again!? I really cannot afford this shit, babe!!!"

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              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                The front fell off

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                So close to being 9front

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                  That's why I drive an older gmc pickup

                  Barely ever breaks and when it does it's stupid simple to work on

                  Imagine owning a car newer than like 2010 lol that's for suckers

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                  my cruise control keeps me from crashing into the car in front of me, in the fog. that alone is worth having a car newer than 2015.

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                  • S [email protected]

                    The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.

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                    ahh, my butt needed a glrbl on the wrbls

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                      Sacramento Police department has a helicopter, Air One, that the department is super proud of. I live in a not-rich neighborhood where Air One likes to hang out and help which sometimes includes shouting inaudibly on the PA. Air One has its own webpage which is sometimes current about what it's doing, but not always.

                      Air One also likes to fly low enough that we can hear the thumping of the rotors through our apartments. At 11pm on a school night. We know it doesn't have to because the rescue choppers zing by quietly on their way.

                      And lately Air One has gotten, whinier. This loud screeee! that wasn't their before that makes me think something in the rotors is not sufficiently oiled, or something is about to fall apart. I wonder if Air One is soon going to make an unscheduled landing in my neighborhood.

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                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                        my cruise control keeps me from crashing into the car in front of me, in the fog. that alone is worth having a car newer than 2015.

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                        You shouldn't be driving if you rely on stuff like that.

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                        • hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH [email protected]

                          You shouldn't be driving if you rely on stuff like that.

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                          how dare you use safety features

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                            Sacramento Police department has a helicopter, Air One, that the department is super proud of. I live in a not-rich neighborhood where Air One likes to hang out and help which sometimes includes shouting inaudibly on the PA. Air One has its own webpage which is sometimes current about what it's doing, but not always.

                            Air One also likes to fly low enough that we can hear the thumping of the rotors through our apartments. At 11pm on a school night. We know it doesn't have to because the rescue choppers zing by quietly on their way.

                            And lately Air One has gotten, whinier. This loud screeee! that wasn't their before that makes me think something in the rotors is not sufficiently oiled, or something is about to fall apart. I wonder if Air One is soon going to make an unscheduled landing in my neighborhood.

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                            What kind of dystopian future is this?

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                            • hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH [email protected]

                              You shouldn't be driving if you rely on stuff like that.

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                              I understand, it could be useful in foggy situations. But preventing a crash should be the exception, not normal, even in fog!

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                                No noises after 105100km on my Toyota 🙂 (65000 miles for my fellow freedom lemmyers)

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                                • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                                  As a mechanic, you can pay me now to deal with it, or 10x as much if you ignore it.

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                                  As a “mechanic” myself, I can say: many people mean, if we wouldn’t have the TÜV (car inspection) every 2 years in Germany, they would neglect so much!
                                  I’m talking, no oil change, no new tires, even with barely any profile left, no new brakes…

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                                    No noises after 105100km on my Toyota 🙂 (65000 miles for my fellow freedom lemmyers)

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                                    Do you follow the suggested service program?

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                                      As a “mechanic” myself, I can say: many people mean, if we wouldn’t have the TÜV (car inspection) every 2 years in Germany, they would neglect so much!
                                      I’m talking, no oil change, no new tires, even with barely any profile left, no new brakes…

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                                      Ist das beim TĂśV auch gestaffelt, dass Neuwagen noch nicht so oft mĂĽssen?

                                      Bei uns in der Schweiz ist es typischerweise so 5, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 Jahre. Aber wie immer sind wir zu föderalistisch, als dass es einheitlich wäre

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                                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                        my cruise control keeps me from crashing into the car in front of me, in the fog. that alone is worth having a car newer than 2015.

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                                        That doesn't happen to me. Useless feature. My truck has 330000 kms on it and I've never crashed except offroading lol

                                        My parents have new vehicles and these things are more distracting than they are useful

                                        Literally all cruise control needs to do is maintain speed and be easily turned off

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                                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                          how dare you use safety features

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                                          If you need an assist to not go straight into a car in front of you you're objectively a bad driver lol. If its foggy AF you slow down.

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