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  • H [email protected]

    I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?

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    Different kinda gay in my case, and read a book.

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    • H [email protected]

      Well, since the poster had their own comment censored, obviously not.

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      obviously

      Implied. Not obvious. They could be into that.

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      • D [email protected]

        Imma try.

        <Ahem>

        Bitch.

        Cool.

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        I read this and my phone exploded 😕 sorry but the puritans win again

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        • P [email protected]

          The level of shit .ml, lemmygrad and hexbear users receive for no good reason leaves me always speechless.

          You shouldn’t say b.itch in person, we don’t teach kids to say it, why is it crazy to moderate them?

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          I actually teach the kids in my life that intent is more important than "magic naughty words," so they can say bitch all they want so long as they aren't being hateful. So maybe starting from the assumption that the status quo is reasonable and has merit isn't the smartest idea?

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            Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word "bitch"? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

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            • N [email protected]

              any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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              I went to Mander, since .ml is blocked in China.

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              • H [email protected]

                She would make a deal with Ursula to trade her legs for a voice instead.

                Would make the movie a bit weird though.

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                • D [email protected]

                  No Kuzco. List sucks.

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                  No Kida either wth

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                  • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                    I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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                    Not a pedo. But you're clearly into beastiality

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                      I’M the prettiest princess

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                      • B [email protected]

                        God damn, I wish I was gay.

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                        As a male bi who tends to sleep with women more than men and tend to favor fem guys (I'm picky), I wish I was gayer.

                        That said, bi and poly women are fantastic.

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                        • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

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                          • P [email protected]

                            What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

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                            Are you the legendary Poem for your sprog of yore?!

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                            • V [email protected]

                              So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"

                              Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though

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                              A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

                              But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It's a shit game that only a shit partner would play.

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                              • A [email protected]

                                I went to Mander, since .ml is blocked in China.

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                                .ml is blocked in China? Wild.

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                                • J [email protected]

                                  I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."

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                                  I would like to thank you for this comment, which I enjoyed a great deal.

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                                  • H [email protected]

                                    How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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                                    Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?

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                                      No need. Australians learn to hold their phones upside down from when they're young teenagers. They're used to it. It's better for beating off the dropbears in an emergency too.

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

                                        Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?

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                                        Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.

                                        Fair my ass...

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                                          Yup, the United States government sucks. However, the Chinese government also sucks.

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