Home made Soup

[dickfiasco@sh.itjust.works]

Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the land's very own abominable and chittering building, was the one who took pot into hand and made this soup?

[freshparsnip@lemmy.ca]

I just had a thought........but my thought wasn't coherent enough to share

[lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Thanks for sharing this information instead!

[lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Imagine living in a house without arms...

[sundray@lemmus.org]

No arms, but...

[mnemonicbump@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Oh shit, Baba Yaga's coming. Better run

[sundray@lemmus.org]

But she's making sooooouuupp!

[pipe01@programming.dev]

What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

[mnemonicbump@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Hmmm, some tasty soup does sound pretty good right now...

[sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

The human is the mitochondria of the home.

[psx_crab@lemmy.zip]

If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

[peoplebeproblems@midwest.social]

Ain't no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain't NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.

[doomsider@lemmy.world]

Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.

[jaybone@lemmy.zip]

Thanks Ken

[jaybone@lemmy.zip]

Bears have the right to arms, so should we.

[kolanaki@pawb.social]

I can make soup without using my arms ‍️

[jaybone@lemmy.zip]

Crabs can ring goons?

[bane_killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Some houses have al arms, get one of those

[sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.

[sam_bass@lemmy.world]

A home is way WAY more than just a house